"I am very delighted and excited." She declared. "I just knew from the beginning that the people of the United States were behind me all the way. My first official act as President of course, is to claim
Canada a 'Terrirory' of the United States. Instead of people in this country having to sneak across the border to obtain 'Illegal' and 'Cheap' Medication, they will no longer be prosecuted. My reason for this
is very simple, it saves me from having to deal with an irresponsible congress. As you may recall, a
few years ago I had attempted to legislate a proposal for a health care plan for this country. However,
it was quickly dismissed by the legislative branch. I just think it's the right time and the right place for
me to thank all the little people in my own special way."
When asked the consequences of proclaiming Canada a 'Territory' of the United States, she gingerly replied, "Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. I have only begun to fight for humane causes." Hillary snorted.
"Don't you believe madam President," asked a rather annoyed reporter, "that the Prime Minister of
Canada may not be receptive to the concept of the United States taking over their country?"
Hillary stated, "Well for one thing, it's not really their own country, we were there first and secondly, I really don't care that much for Canadians . In the long run, it will be a far better world when everyone is able to speak fluent 'English'. How dare them attempt to have more than one language in the same country. It's absolutely insane to expect all Canadians to be able to speak both 'French' and 'Canadian' at the same time. Those poor people even have to post signs in two languages. It's preposterous to expose those people to such tactics. Now that I am the President, the people of the United States will only speak one language, and that's "English', as the official language. It makes sense to me, as I only speak one language, and that's 'English'. What's good for me is good for everyone here and in every country in the world."
"I assume that you have consulted someone on this issue." Asked yet another reporter. "It would
seem that congress would have to approve such an insane plan. I can't understand your reasoning on
this at all. Did you get this idea from those idiots at THE LAUGH TIME?"
"To be quite frank with you, yes I did a lot of consulting. THE LAUGH TIME made that suggestion
to me originally and then I asked my huband Bill. He thinks it's a fantastic idea too. Both The LAUGH TIME and Bill are a lot alike in their thinking." Hillary glowed.
"What about all the other countries in the world, are they supposed to accept this nutty policy as
well?" Asked a very uneasy and somewhat queasy reporter.
"If they don't accept my policies then there is going to be trouble, I can assure you of that. It is my responsibilty to the people of the world to see to it that "English' is the only official language not only spoken here in the United States, but also spoken in every country in the world. THE LAUGH TIME staff only brought up the idea for everyone in this country to make 'English' the official language, but I decided to expand on that idea and make it the official language in every country. That way, we will find that it's much more simple to communicate with each other. I know that is what the people all over the world would want. If it's good for the United States, and I like the idea, then it's good for everyone worldwide. Do you have a problem with that?" Hillary snapped.
"I just happen to be a Canadian citizen and I like things just as they are now. How dare you make
a policy like that." Stated one exasperated woman. "It sounds to me like you are an extremely domin
eering person who wants everything your way or no way at all."
"So what if I do." Retorted Hillary. "I got Bill to do everything that I want. If I can do that with him, I
can do anything. By the way, why are you in this country anyway? Did someone invite you?" Hillary glared.
"I assume that you are planning on world domination then." The Canadian woman gasped. "Your
just like those morons at THE LAUGH TIME that cause nothing but problems and never think before they do or say something. I think you had better stop going to those people for advice, those writers
don't have a clue what goes on in the world. I know that for a fact. Those idiots are the same jerks that gave me advice for repairing my computer, and it blew up in my face. That wasn't even funny, they thought it was real funny though and didn't even bother to say they were sorry."
"Oh, stop complaining. I'm having enough problems as it is at home. I don't need this kind of questioning. I'm getting upset now and trust me, you won't like me when I get upset, so shut up already. Can't you see that I'm having a bad hair day? Just because I'm a woman, you don't think that
I'm capable of doing anything do you? Enough questions already, I'm going to go lay down now and
have a good cry." Hillary sniffed.
LET'S JUST HOPE THE CANADIANS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND CAN TAKE A JOKE......
OR ELSE!!! These stories are designed for those readers who think a woman is not qualified nor fit to become President of the United States....is it ironic or is that moronic?