"No m'am I just thought that you didn't care for Canadians as you had emphasized at the last meeting, and I certainly had no idea that Colin Mochrie was a personal trainer either." Pressed reporter Just A. Sking.
Hillary shouted, "Leave that to the press, I'm always being misquoted. What I said was, I wasn't fond of some Canadians. Colin is the exception. I used to watch him on television all the time and I couldn't help but notice how well developed he was. I figured that with his humor, I would be more inspired to work out, rather than having someone like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although, both of them are actors, Colin is funny all of the time, Arnold is only funny as the 'GOVERNOR OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA'. Besides, Arnold is a Republican, and I really don't care for 'REPUBLICANS', I mean like they are real yukky! I have to deal with them every day now that I'm the President, and believe you me when I say that dealing with them everyday is a real work out in itself. My husband Bill, is really happy with the progress that I've made. He is very excited with my pectoral muscles too!" Flexed Hillary.
"What does Colin do exactly to keep you in such great shape? Do you lift weights or something? Also, where do you work out and how often?" Asked reporter Whoo Carze.
"Wow, that's a lot of questions," HiIlary winced, "I work out every day, 7 days a week, 20 hours a day in the basement of the WHITE HOUSE. I warm up by rubbing Colin's head. He seems to like that, and I really like it too because when I work out, I can see my reflection in his head. It's just like looking in a mirror. I start running on the treadmill for about 200 miles then I lift weights starting out really light at first, around 200 pounds doing 10 sets, then I build up to 600 pounds doing 50 sets."
"That's impressive madam President, but when do you find the time to run the country? Also, I thought that you gave your husband Bill the basement to use for his office?" Asked reporter W.T. Ever.
"Oh, gracious, that's not a problem. I just tell Bill to fill in while I'm working out. He really likes the Oval Office and he is much better at running the country this time around, according to the girls he has helping him out." Exclaimed Hillary.
"Hmm, I'll bet he does. By the way, do you still have plans to make Canada a territory of the United States and if so have you spoken with their Prime Minister?" Asked Shirley U. May
"I was planning on talking to their Prime Minister next week, but it's not a pressing issue, like working out. I mean just look at me, in a couple of more weeks, I'll be able to take over Canada single handedly if their Prime Minister doesn't co-operate. Well, that's all the questions I have time for right now, I gotta get back to work.......on my bi-ceps." Hillary grimaced.
NOTE FROM THE LAUGH TIME STAFF: "JUST A JOKE MR. MOCHRIE, YOUR HEAD REALLY
DOESN'T SHINE LIKE A MIRROR, OR DOES IT?"